Random Table Repository

[Jonzye]

Aggressive Tee Shirt Generator
In the event you have a character that would unironically wear a tee-shirt or an oversized trucker hat with oddly specific and overtly aggressive language.

Yah I'm _____Table 1_____,
I'm ______Table 1______,
All I want is to _____Table 2____,
_____Table 2_____
and _____Table 2_____!!!

Table 1 (d12)
1. a Mercenary
2. a Rebel with a Bad Attitude
3. Not Your Dad!
4. a Cat Mom
5. Your Worst Nightmare
6. A God Damned Philatelist
7. No Saint
8. Having an existential crisis
9. Tired of your Bitching
10. Always Hungry for Scones
11. NOT YOUR MOM!
12. Always Running Late

Table 2 (d12)
1. Drink Tea
2. work in my shed
3. Cuddle With My Cats
4. Go Fishing
5. Watch Lesbian Porn
6. Fuck My Wife
7. Eat Raw Meat
8. Smoke Weed
9. Go Shootin
10. Win arguments on the internet
11. Cry Myself to Sleep
12. Eat SHRIMP

Roll for FONT! (d6)
1. Bleeding Cowboys
2. Take A Shot
3. Glitch Inside
4. Comic Sans
5. Danger Zone Warning!
6. Zapfino

[selkie]

this is great! Have a d66 magical girl appearance table:

11 Covered in blood
12 Surrounded by smoke/mist
13 Covered in runes
14 Lacy outfit
15 Doll appearance
16 More eyes
21 Darker colors
22 After-image
23 Brighter colors
24 Glowing halo
25 Chromatic aberration
26 Sharp claws
31 Galaxy skin
32 horns
33 flaming hair
34 gilded skin
35 metallic veins
36 Covered in flowers
41 Sharp teeth
42 Flowers grow where they step
43 Alien appearance
44 Holographic outfit
45 Sparkling skin
46 Glowing eyes
51 glowing footprints
52 Robotic appearance
53 anthropomorphic
54 Shadow halo
55 Traditional magical girl outfit
56 Pointed ears
61 unusable wings
62 hover over ground
63 runed eye
64 cat ears
65 ambient whispers
66 constant breeze

and a magical girl theme/motif table:
1 Ice
2 shadow
3 light
4 moon
5 flowers
6 fire
7 hypergeometric
8 glitter
9 glitch
10 cybernetic
11 mutated
12 alien